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Name: CQEEKZHO
Age: 47,002 years old
Hair: Matted
Residence: Cave
Turn-ons: A female that can trap, kill, and prepare raw meat.
Age: 47,002 years old
Hair: Matted
Residence: Cave
Turn-ons: A female that can trap, kill, and prepare raw meat.
Neathanderthal Male seeks Homo Sapien female with in-door plumbing.
Talents: Ability to walk up-right.
Seeking: Shoes.
Entertains: On the Savanna.
Travels: Out of Africa.
Seeking: Shoes.
Entertains: On the Savanna.
Travels: Out of Africa.
Species: Homo Erectus
Seeking: A lady to lite my fire. I'm starving!
Likes: Long walks on the ice and snow, far from civilization.
Seeking: Someone with cave experience, it will come in handy
for family camping trips.
Can offer any man a set of sharp teeth for opening tin cans
and attending to grooming needs as they arise.
Seeking: Someone with cave experience, it will come in handy
for family camping trips.
Can offer any man a set of sharp teeth for opening tin cans
and attending to grooming needs as they arise.
Neathanderthal Fox seeks Homo Sapien male with hair brush.
Hobbies: sharpening stone tools and selling them on Ebay.
His ideal first date: Dining on scavenged meat, and watching
the sunset from a treetop after out-running some lions and hyenas.
His ideal first date: Dining on scavenged meat, and watching
the sunset from a treetop after out-running some lions and hyenas.
Homo Habilis: Some discrepancy whether we are directly linked with Homo Sapiens, but we're close enough.